Every US electronic festival and burn — status-checked against official sources: alive, unconfirmed, or honestly gone. Retreat coverage is growing. Veteran survival guides for each one, live weather and road alerts when you’re on site. Paid, ad-free, no hype.
One search box is not discovery. Pick a door.
Where can you actually get to?
Festival weekend, burn week, or reset retreat.
Shortlists we’d give a friend.
Dead events stay listed and marked DEAD — a directory that hides deaths is how you drive four hours to a locked gate. Data as of 2026-07-18.
No gold. No browsing. Just what’s moving toward you: National Weather Service feeds first, road + hazard reports second. Offline packs for when the towers choke.
Weather sourced from the National Weather Service (authoritative, free, public). Road + hazard reports are community-confirmed. FestiVets never publishes enforcement-evasion content.
Every event gets a field guide: what to pack for that venue, where the water actually is, which entrance lies about its wait time, what first-timers regret. Written and corrected by people with the dust — and the stamps — to prove it.
$1.11 unlocks one event’s full guide + its live alerts. Not a subscription. The price of a gas-station water.
Burn guides are always free. Decommodification is the culture — we’re guests in it, and safety knowledge is a gift.
Unlock a guideThe directory is free forever — listings are a commodity; honesty is the product. You pay for depth: guides, alerts, offline packs.
Prototype — payments not wired. Pricing under review; the ladder shown is the working canon.